If you're going to do something, do it well.

Show a lot of skin. Be loud and crass and drunk in public. Use men for sex and flush them down the toilet with the condom. Don't wait for spurned lovers to write your name and phone number on the bathroom wall - do it yourself. Chain smoke and don't ash. Wear blue eyeshadow and red lipstick. Drive too fast and pass on the right. Shoplift from corporations and force your date to overtip at mom and pop businesses. Be a no-class goddess, a white trash diva.