Closer to Pokemon: (I want to love you like a pikachu)

you let me lickitung you, you let me tentacruel you
you let me parasect you, you let me pikachu you
help me i broke up all my pokeballs, help me i've got no pokedex
help me no pokemon will fight for me, until I get them back at full health
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
electro shock leaves me floored
you get me closer to brock

you can have my exeggutor, you can have the failure it brings
you can have my wortortle too, fuck I really hate that thing
help me wear Jessie's panties, help me her sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me get in James' pants as well
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
my strategies are all flawed
Aww crap will you trade your dog?