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Dirty grimy dog dust
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Mon Dec 25 2000 at 21:51:24
I was invited to a
Christmas party
being held by the aunt of a friend. My boyfriend and I arrived, and we were introduced to various
family members
, as well as two
beige
dogs - one medium, one
small
. I am generally more social with animals than I am with people, so I politely introduced myself, then sat down to socialize with
Friday
(the medium dog) and Duncan (the small dog, who had
catfishy whiskers
).
My boyfriend and I sat and chatted with our friend Mike, while I provided a constant stream of attention to Friday the dog. After about 15 minutes, the dog left in search of
Milk Bones
or whatever, and I looked at my hands. They were covered in a grimy sort of dry film... and I suspected that they stank. I was right. I got up to wash my hands, and wondered why the family hadn't taken the time to
wash the dog
. Not all dogs leave that
stinky horsey dirt stuck to your palm
s.
That brought me to another thought: maybe the dog had not been petted often enough (or for a long enough duration) for the family to
realize
that it was as dirty as a wild horse. It was a happy dog, and had a good
grin
, I guess it just hadn't been bathed in a (long) while.
That annoyed me for some reason, because the house was
impeccable
. Expensive paintings and
ceramic figurine
s were carefully placed on coffee tables, and dessert trays were arranged with
detail
.
I'd have washed the dog and skipped the frosting.
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The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
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Impeccable
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