| loquacious and I get an ingenious idea:
Why not make money in the ghetto putting portable, inexpensive public toilets in front of apartment buildings and in alleys?
What you do is:
- Find a wheelbarrow
- Then find a large slab of cardboard
- Bond the cardboard to the top of the wheelbarrow, with caulk or adhesive equivalent
- Cut one hole in the cardboard obvious purposes
- Cut another hole to accept monetary donations to the Australasian Wheelbarrow Portajohn Project of 2042
- Come back a couple hours later to find $30 in the donation box, but the cardboard and wheelbarrow gone.
It made sense at the time...
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