"I'm hungry!"
"What am I hungry for? I'm hungry for you!"
"I've been working all day and haven't had nothing to eat!"
Takes out wallet and fumbles through the bills. (A lot of ones, a ten, and some fives. And there was not enough money in this world!)
"Ah shit, that dude's a cop and that other one's an employee."
"I'm hungry, are you going to give me something to eat?"
"Man, I read on the Internet about girls like you. Girls who don't take money!"

Later, mumbling to himself...

"I am not under investigation!"

The world is a scary, scary place.