Title of a book written by former USC Trojan and current New York Jets wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson after his rookie year in the NFL.

Johnson wrote the book out of frustration in not -- you guessed it -- getting the ball thrown his way enough. In the book he demonstrated remarkable team-building skills by questioning quarterback Neil O'Donnell's ability and by calling a fellow wideout the "team mascot".

America needs more assholes.