Guilt by Association Law

(idea) by jimmyCarter (3.2 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Wed Apr 12 2000 at 15:15:35

This strange phenomenon is something I first discovered around the age of 21 when I had the good fortune of living in a house with four other pigs. It basically works like this:

If you are dating or are married to someone and either your roommates or friends are pigs/sluts, then if your significant other becomes aware of this, you are, by association, a pig/slut. What your friends do, surely you must do as well.

The moral of the story: paint your friends as angels.

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