| 0530 local time, i had what was likely the most amazing sex i can remember having...that sort where you stop noticing the flesh boundaries, and the whole world becomes nebulous. so, this morning, around 0630 local time, i nearly called my best friend (male; dating my sister), because it's habit for us to call each other when things have gone remarkably well, in any situation. then, i realised what it was i wanted to tell him... 'i just called to say your brother fucks like a mink' is probably not something he wants to wake up to...besides, i'd wake up my sister, and she'd kill me. however, aware of the bizarre variety of sibling rivalry between them, i cannot resist the urge, now that it is a reasonable hour... the results of this intervention should be entertaining to observe... |
