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I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.

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(idea) by deep thought (6.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Thu Sep 06 2001 at 4:30:39

When I get big I wanna be an ocean beast. Like in the book, Beasts of the Deep.

They are big and mean and swallow little fish. If I was a whale I would eat fish and people and boats and stuff.

If I was a squid I would spray black ink all over kids who would mess with me. I would like living in the ocean. My Dad used to take me fishing but he doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in Delaware. I have a picture of him fishing.

We didn't catch a whale but the fish was pretty big.

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