This quote makes me aware of all the little things in life that can annoy you that you really can't do anything about. Perfectly round turds would be a blessing, as we wouldn't have to spend so much of our life sitting on the toilet. Some of us would probably get less reading done if this were the case, though.

Quotes like this imply that Beavis and Butthead wasn't just a mass of stupidity; sometimes those two losers come up with genuine philosophy. Resistance is futile.