In the
future, the
saucy puppet show will be--
dare I say--
obscenely
popular. Frequented by
men (and
women--
oo la la!) of
loose morals and
no visible means of support, the
shows will be not merely "saucy", but "
SSSauce-ay!" A common
phrase heard outside
trendy nightclubs will be, "I need the
apartment tonight. Why don't you go
watch a
saucy puppet show?" Oooh, will the
future never arrive?