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Secret Santa

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(thing) by Quizro (2.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Mon Jul 17 2000 at 18:16:02

An event in which employees of an organization are required (either explicitly or through peer pressure and the threat of being a social outcast) to purchase gifts for another, randomly picked employee on or around Christmas.

The result is to inflict upon one's workers acute awkwardness, embarrassment, financial hardship, and resentment. I suspect the whole thing is a tool of Satan.

Pleading poverty will not work; at best the organizers will lower the minimum required amount to be spent to something they consider reasonable.

The only way out of it I know of is to claim that you belong to a religious sect that strictly forbids such activities, such as the Jehovah's Witnesses. The problem with this approach is that in order to keep up the pretense you will have to give up everything else the sect you've chosen forbids, which will most likely include things like drinking, dancing, gambling, movies, attending Fourth of July celebrations, and your birthday. Your co-workers will also think you are a creepy religious nut, and the number of invitations you receive for other, more desirable events will drop off dramatically.


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