The tap light is an amazing new device that is revolutionizing the world as seen on
TV. It is ingeniously named because when you tap the large dome it will begin to emit
light. The tap light may then be placed in
standby mode (standby mode is often referred to as
off) by again depressing the dome. The light produced is soft enough it wouldn't cause someone
sleeping next you to stir. However, it does provide
ample light for you to find the
toilet without being
blinded or pissing on yourself. The tap light is an immensely
versatile device that can improve the
quality of your life in other ways than by just providing superior
bathroom light. The
manufacturer claims that the tap light may be used in every
room in the
house and that you may even use them in a places such as a
boat,
car or even while
camping.
How does such an amazing device operate? Since
zero point energy is still perceived as unstable the tap light consumes 4 AA
batteries.
What does this magnificent device cost? You should be privileged to pay anything less than your own
life for such a spectacular device. However, you can purchase
six tap lights for approximately $18.95 +
shipping from any
television commercial.