Best ever
NBA sobriquet, adorned by
Hanno Möttölä,
Atlanta Hawks forward. Known for being the first
Finlander to play NBA
ball. In his 2000-01 rookie campaign out of
Utah, The
Human Umlaut averaged a paltry 4.4
points and 2.4
rebounds per
game for the hapless
Hawks. But if you're
cool enough to have three umlauts in your name, does it
really matter how well you
play?