"Yes?"

"I think that we should just be friends."

"Friends?"

"Ya. You know, like Secret Friends"

"What the Hell are secret friends?"

"It's like being friends, but different: We wouldn't be allowed to touch each other or call each other or hang out, and if you tried to talk to me in public, I would just ignore you."

"So, I'd have to go back to stalking you?"

"Pretty much."

"'Kay."