"And like a dying lady, lean and pale,
Who totters forth, wrapped in a gauzy veil,
Out of her chamber, led by the insane
And feeble wanderings of her fading brain,
The moon rose up in the murky East,
A white and shapeless mass -

--Percy Bysshe Shelley, "the waning Moon"

I saw a movie today.

In the movie there was a woman wearing makeup and she had lots and lots of teeth. The woman also had long legs, like a horse's legs.

Her makeup was smearing all over the man's stomach and then he said uh uh uh and peed in her hair. The man looked like Alf.

Aunt Jenny says that women who wear makeup are like Jezebel and Jezebel is a whore. Aunt Jenny puts lots of salt on her face, she says it's because she is Italian and Italian people are oily, like rats.

Note: Jezebel is in the Bible.

So today I read about porno quest and I thought it would be a good quest to write about, except paraclete already wrote about it. Jeff works in the video store where they sell pornos, and he helped me write about the quest. He gave me these rules:

1. Include a quote at the beginning, so that people will know what you are writing about. That poem was in a book I got for Christmas and it has girls in it, and I think it does a good job of leading you into the quest.

1. He also said that I should put the important parts in big letters so that you will know what they are.

1. He also said I should make the title the social meaning of vaginal-anal penetration in the first years of this century because that was what I was going to write about.

So I will be writing about the social meaning of vagina and anal sex in the first years of 2006.

Vagina and anus sex is when a lady has sex at the same time in her vagina and anus. That is really good because when you do sex to a woman, she enjoys it if she is married.

I was worried that the woman in the movie would get pregnant because she was doing sex so much, didn't a woman get pregnant when she had lots of sex? and Jeff laughed and said not if they're infertile, and then got real quiet. Jeff had a wife and then she died.

Jeff said the woman was not anybody's wife. She is a sinner.

So I think that the social meaning is that when you are doing sex with two people, it is a social thing, like when they have social hour in my building. When they have social hour in my building all the people get together, except for Jonny Shute because he has medicine. He has really big veins.

I told my sponsor Diane that I saw the movie and why didn't we do that for social hour? And she just said I can't do this anymore and left, and my new sponsor Rick just got real quiet when I asked him. His stomach is fat, like he is pregnant.

A man can't get pregnant, but a woman can. If a man got pregnant, he would have to get pregnant in the anus, and the baby would die anyway because he would have to poop it out. Eeew, gross!

Historical fact: Marky Desad did this. Also, Percy Bysshe Shelley drowned to death and his wife tried to eat his heart.

So when you have vagina and anus penetrating at the same time, it is social. Because you are doing sex with lots and lots of people and.

• the movie was called Barbie St. John's Anal Adventure. She (the lady in the movie) said I can't believe I'm doing this and the man gave her money and her dress fell off. I think that is because she can't believe she is on TV. I was on TV once on the news when they made a show about the kitchen.

  When the movie was over the lady farted. Eeeeew!

  It was an adventure because they were in the car.

jeff

the movie

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!