This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations

(idea) by Ground Control (3.7 y) (print)

2 C!s

Sat Jul 15 2000 at 16:55:31

Most everyone on Everything is a sexual deviant of one kind or another (for that matter, most everyone on Earth is). But the only contact we have with one another is through text. Thus, poor spelling sends the same impression as wearing visibly soiled clothing in public.

(and with this, I begin my career as an amateur nodeshell rescuer)

dildo chair	Sexual Deviants as portrayed in psychology books and 50's morality films	Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here	A community without shame has no future
I can't get published, but this crap can	Sexual Deviants Always Choose 3	Sexual myths about women	No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
On losing my strip-club cherry	bad grammar is the halitosis of the internet	Shall we play a game?	Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
Student Bodies	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up	The chewing of random stockings, a field guide	I did not have sexual relations with that woman
The Autobiography of My Body	Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.	The future of Sex	mystic vapor, low over the casket
Candle Wax	Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell	KaZaA	Candy striper

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