Two Stories Involving the Same Squirrel

Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful	To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class	Two stories of the pistol	Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere	Squirrel	He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there	This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
There's more than one way to skin a cat	The days of wonder have come at last	The Man Who Saw the Flood	It should not be this complicated
About some girl	The mating rituals of insane squirrels	Mixed Nuts	Pretty dress, ugly girl
Filbert	The squirrels are still here	Good girls who look like bad girls	Hai Rui Dismissed from Office
They always jump off the east side	pocket watch	Roosevelt Island	He stretched out his arms but she was not there

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