So there you are, you've got cans and cans of unused shaving cream. You have enormous amounts of shaving cream, you don't know what the hell to do with it all.

I suggest you make a friend in a medical school, or a doctor with access to liquid nitrogen. Or... you can buy it from your local gas company... (but that's the easy way out!)Trust me, you want it.

Here's what you'll need:

• 15 cans of shaving cream
• 1 pair of pliers
• 1 pair of tin snips
• a good deal of liquid nitrogen

Here's what you'll do:

1. Find somebody who's been giving you a hard time. Find their car. Make sure it's unlocked, if not, a slim jim (not the beef stix) is an excellent substitute for a key.

2. Freeze all cans of shaving cream with liquid nitrogen.

3. Using tin snips and pliers, remove each can from it's respective shaving cream. (you'll end up with 15 compressed chunks of shaving cream)

4. Toss them all into the car, roll up all the windows, and lock all the doors.

You do realize what the end result of your action will be, but hopefully, you've resigned yourself to giggling over that part of it. If not, contemplate what you've just done, and giggle over it. If you still have too much shaving cream, repeat until suspect.