A collector or specialist in funny names. The best ones don't actually sound like they mean anything, and just sound funny and roll nicely off the tongue, but the bulk of them stem from foreign names that sound like 'naughty' words in english.

For some reason Indian and Thai names seem to be the best value in terms of sounding rude or just 'silly', possibly because of their tendency to 'keep on keeping on'.

My personal favourites include:

• Kitty Manakongtreecheep (a thai woman I met once)
• Ashida Vijayaboopathy (Ashida being pronounced 'ashitta')
• Saket Sristava (who pronounces his first name as 'suck it')
• Wayne King (one of my teachers in high school)
• Dick Bacon (one of my father's work colleagues)
• Jugkurat Ruangratanakorn (a boy I went to school with. We called him 'Tony'.)

Hello, my name is sideways, and I am a comiconomenclaturist...