Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "confuse me about myself"

• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• People confuse me
• Tell me a story about rains
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Tell me a story about flowers
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Country music videos confuse me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• What a Shame About Me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about clouds
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Tell me about your faith
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Ask me about Loom
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• tell me a story about lesbians
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about trains
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me about your secret places
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't feel the same way about you
• What dogs dream about
• How To Think About God
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The children of Palestine
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Confusing parable about fish 2
• example of slogan about drugs
• the purpose of technology is not to confuse the brain but to serve the body
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• you make me think of death
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Explain store brand Cheese Curls to me!
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• Make me one with everything
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• My God, don't tempt me!
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• Don't Say You Love Me
• It's Greek to Me
• Sing Along With Me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Computers Near Me
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Let me be your fantasy
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take me to your leader
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Dancing With Myself
• Notes to Myself
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• See a man about a horse
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• i had a dream about the future
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Talk About Suffering
• The Truth About Microsoft Instructor-Led Courses
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• de Broglie's explanation of Bohr's assumption about angular momentum
• About 2 Squares
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The truth about angels
• I know what is about to come
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• signed, confused in Wisconsin
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• I want you inside me
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• /me misses sensei
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Windows ME and Scandisk
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat

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