dog slow

(idea) by Lord Brawl Fri Jan 21 2000 at 19:29:10
You know how a basset hound on a hot day lies on the carpet in a big pile of droop and it takes him 30 seconds to blink? And it looks like he'd have trouble outrunning an approaching ice age? That slow.
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