I'm not sure precisely how this works, but I do know it involves three or more of the following items:

• 50-foot high 19" racks
• bungie cords, lots of 'em
• the white tile suction thingies (so's you can scale the sides of glass buildings)
• The complete O'Reilly X book set
• carabiners
• A giant server room with a scram switch for the halon, but no breathers
• Oakleys
• A Vortex Tornado gun
• Jolt cola, 'cos Mountain Dew isn't extreme enough.

More as I think of them....