| Various propaganda commercials in the war on drugs feature celebrities saying "I'm high on life!" or "I'm high on Jesus!"
I've always wanted to invent a new drug and call it "Life" or "Jesus". All that old footage would suddenly become much more amusing.
On the other hand, I think I'd be satisfied if, just once, I could hear a celebrity say "I get high on life -- and, of course, crystal meth." | 
