if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way

Some things I've learned about not smoking	Grapefruit moonshine beer explosion	Lessons learned the hard way	His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
Half-Life 2	Unwritten rules for driving	People want what they cannot have	Ack! You gained experience!
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!	My brain and I have never fully communicated	The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us	Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan	The Fifth Element	The Hardest Thing	You can't look cool carrying a poodle

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