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juggler's excuses
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idea
)
by
stupot
(1.2 mon)
Mon Oct 01 2001 at 14:47:59
Jugglers
often come up with very poor, but quite
amusing
excuses when they drop props. Here is a selection:
Whoops!
Sudden gust of gravity
there.
A drop is good! It's a
learning experience
.
(Shakes prop)
Batteries must be low.
You'd
drop if you were trying it!
I
touched
it.
(Drop the rest of the props)
I meant to do that!
At least it didn't
hit someone
this time.
(
I like it!
)
printable version
chaos
high gravity day
How to juggle
Juggler
juggling
How much pain did you cause?
four ball juggling
To a girl who thought she was moving away
This sudden gust of gravity
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