Face lifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs, boob jobs, liposuction, Lasik eye surgery -- I thought I'd seen all the various ways there are to try and regain some lost youth, but this, this takes the cake.

Laser vaginal rejuvenation is the reconstruction of the vaginal area. It is performed for the purpose of enhancement of sexual gratification. Says one clinic, "The procedure restores the vitality and youthful appearance of the vagina."

There you have it. A one-hour, out-patient surgical procedure that derives from a standard gynecological procedure to correct vaginal relaxation and its associated symptoms of urinary incontinence. Now, you too can have a designer vagina.