size queen

created by tregoweth
(thing) by goneaway (2.3 y) (print)   (I like it!) 4 C!s Sun Oct 29 2000 at 8:07:03
size queen
A one act play that happened to me at my old job.


Customer: Do you have these gummy cock rings in different sizes?

Me: No, they stretch.

Customer: Well, I need a bigger one.

Me: They stretch quite a bit.

Customer: this would never fit.

Me: I've stretched one of these around my head so don't flatter yourself, pal.

Customer: oh.

Customer exits.

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