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Pick Titles Carefully
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Fri Mar 31 2000 at 16:54 utc
When submittin' a node t'E2 reckon carefully upon yer titlin'. Eff'n yer submittin' a name please use th' complete name--not jest th' last name. "Burroughs" sh'd be Billy Joe S. Burroughs. "Heinlein" sh'd be Billy Bob Heinlein. Use a period af'er th' middle initial eff'n th' varmint's middle initial is usually menshuned, cuss it all t' tarnation. Billy Joe S Burroughs (no period) was also, unfo'tunately, a node. Check th' database fust t'see whut nodes haf already been created--if jest th' last name is thar then add yer writeup an' submit th' node t'"edit this hyar title". Wawk wif whut is already hyar.
Cockney
This goes for more than just names, o'course. Titles of films, songs, right, books and uvver works should also be capitalized and before yer create a new node ter express phrases/ideas/ffoughts check first ter see if a similar node title already exists--if so, fill in yor writeup there. If yor nodin' lyrics or uvver poetic works drop the material under the bloody exact title of the piece--this way, wen future users come ter 'ave a look 'round the items will be easily found. Please do not sub-categorize yor titles (Bruce Springsteen:Album:Song:Lyrics). Right. Don't Namespace Yor Lyrics. It not only 'ave a looks bad--it don't work well. We're not writin' code 'ere--just words. The soft and 'ard links will take care of the bloody referencin' for yer--no need ter pollute the bloomin' title. Keep it simple and ter the point.
Jive
Finally, if youse nodin' "facts" about some certain subject simply place da damn scribbleup unda' de dojigger uh said subject. Man! Duzn't phrase yo' node title in de fo'm uh a quesshun: Trivia about New Yo'k should not be placed in some node entitled "Stuff ah' know about da damn Big Apple"...plum add some scribbleup t'New Yo'k. Dat way, when sucka's go t'read about New Yo'k dey gots'ta actually see whut ya''ve written--instead uh missin' it completely. Slap mah fro!
Hacker
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