Who knew that you should never mix
LSD and
plasticine?
(Stop motion death is no less tragic).
Shortly after
Gumby hacked
Pokey to death with a small, yet alarmingly effective
meat cleaver (they never thought a cooking segment could go so terribly wrong), one of the
animators was forced to bludgeon Gumby to death with a
cellular phone. His last words were squeeky, and
unintelligible, but no doubt included several
profanities and the words '
now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds', according to one leading home shopping network spokesperson.
More to come, as news breaks.