the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good

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(thing) by ToasterLeavings (2 d) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon May 08 2000 at 13:58:50
Who knew that you should never mix LSD and plasticine? (Stop motion death is no less tragic).

Shortly after Gumby hacked Pokey to death with a small, yet alarmingly effective meat cleaver (they never thought a cooking segment could go so terribly wrong), one of the animators was forced to bludgeon Gumby to death with a cellular phone. His last words were squeeky, and unintelligible, but no doubt included several profanities and the words 'now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds', according to one leading home shopping network spokesperson.
More to come, as news breaks.
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