This goddamned microwave popcorn here
now cooked, may not be fit for eating.
I should have stopped it sooner, I fear.

The paper ripped and it was clear
the cooking times were sore misleading.
This goddamned microwave popcorn here.

What snack shall I eat with my lite beer?
It tells me right here, "no reheating".
I should have stopped it sooner, I fear.

Drawn from its warm womb, the sack so dear,
its lips steam-wet and juicy bleeding.
This goddamned microwave popcorn here.

The luscious promised did not appear.
Its foul smell set me coughing, bleating,
I should have stopped it sooner, I fear.

In hindsight it all seems so clear..
Events race through my mind, repeating.
This goddamned microwave popcorn here,
I should have stopped it sooner, I fear.