varmint

created by Jet-Poop
(thing) by Jet-Poop (3.7 hr) (print)   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:48:55
A colloquialism referring to any animal, especially small pests. Common varmints include mice, rats, snakes, feral dogs, and predators like the coyote. Many humans can also be categorized as varmints. The best cure for an outbreak of varmints is some bait and a good shotgun. Yes, that includes the human pests, too.
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