• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• War is only fun on screen
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was only following orders
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dumb laws
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I need help on this one, guys
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• if and only if
• May your only son strike you down
• mathematics is the only science
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Once and only once is not just for code
• i only knew when silence screamed
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Only an ocean away
• The only gay in the village
• mikoyan25 (firefox only) (stylesheet)
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• I was a Difficult Child
• I was in a commercial once
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• God helps those who help themselves
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Help (stylesheet)
• You're Only Old Once!
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Only a simple computer program
• talking can only give you away
• Only Companion
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• She only wants me for tech support
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Only Revolutions
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• I was born this way
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Olympia, Washington
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• help im a rock (user)
• Time Travelers please help!
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen

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