Eraser_
- user since
- Mon Mar 13 2000 at 12:59:20 (8.6 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Dec 11 2003 at 05:42:50 (4.8 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 727 - View Eraser_'s writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 6 (Crafter) / 6622
- C!s spent
- 325
- specialties
- Computers, A/V
- motto
- Can You Moo Like a Duck?
- most recent writeup
- Mozilla Everything2 Search Plugin
| DuckCow of The Sacred Order of DuckCow, in its natural habitat. (Ok, so there was a duck and ducklings wandering along a busy street and i took a picture of it)
i got my CCNA on 03-26-2001! =) Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein dem bones [ @ ] is a little insane Email address: everything@hawknetworks.com Webpage: www.hawknetworks.com If i'm online. And have updated the DNS. If it doesn't work, i would suggest losing all hope for humanity. AIM: H110Hawk ICQ: IsAToolOfTheDevil Snail Mail: DuckCow/PO Box 312/Claremont/CA/91711-0312 If anyone has spare computers or parts i will gladly take them off your hands. Anything 486DX and above is fine by me :) Send me a postcard, and i'll try and get one back to you. Bwahahha, i actually sent some out. I don't know if anyone got them though. I am ESTJ. I enjoy Long walks on the beach. Mildy intelligent conversation, people who have hopes and dreams, people who stand by what they believe, and such. I'm a freshman in college right now, and my major is computer science. I enjoy a challenge, like computers, programming, and playing with peoples minds. The other day my dad complimented me on how manipulative i am. It really made my day. And it really pissed him off that it made my day. =) chatterbox quotes i found insanely funny for no apparent reason
And now...#everything quotes...
Not #everything, but still IRC...
In a message with Devon! [00:52] <Eraser_> you know MySQL? [00:52] <Devon> Nope. That'd be the g/f. [00:52] <Devon> And she's in bed. Sorry. :) [00:52] <Eraser_> WAKE HER UP [00:53] <Eraser_> offer her oral sex in exchange for helping me [00:53] <Devon> Heh! [00:53] <Devon> She says, "Whuh?" [00:53] <Eraser_> if you won't do it i will [00:53] <Eraser_> whats your phone number? [00:53] <Devon> Heh! [00:53] <Devon> Dude. She's asleep. Seriously. Work in a few hours. [00:54] <Eraser_> BAH! [00:54] <Eraser_> "work" [00:54] <Eraser_> this is for work too! [00:54] <Devon> Hehe! She says, "I'll try to help im tomorrow." [00:55] <Eraser_> you woke her up? [00:55] <Eraser_> did you at least offer her oral sex? [00:55] <Eraser_> (and what is her handle?) [00:56] <Devon> Hehe! She said she'll get a hold of you tomorrow. She doesn't want her privacy invaded, she says.:P [00:57] <Devon> (She's a new noder, and not comfortable w/everyone) [00:57] <Eraser_> heheh [00:57] <Eraser_> give her my email addy and or my e2 username [00:57] <Devon> Yeah, I said: [00:57] <Devon> "Hon, there's a guy on IRC that wants me to give you oral sex." [00:58] <Devon> She was like, "Uh...wha?" I think i would pay money to have kamamer's homenode printed onto a scroll. (Well no, but i still find it insanely funny) Hrm, it seems like the popular, trendy thing to do, so heres my noder hit list, in a very determined and set in jello kind of order meant to make you all fight amongst yourselves for a higher spot: |
User Bookmarks:
- Edgar Allan Poe
- How much for the little girl?
- pillow talk
- educational intelligence
- Kegel exercises
- Unideaed
- shower partners
- Adventures in the women's bathroom : A male perspective
- passionate kiss
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- The worst children's book ever
- Good places to hide refugee children
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
- My cats think I'm a God
- How to give your man a good backrub
- caffeine withdrawal symptoms
- The newly discovered erotic works of H. P. Lovecraft
- Everything Commune
- seal clubbing
- How not to fix a computer
- E2 Red Light District
- excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
- I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- Losing your virginity
- The five people you must have in your life at all times (idea)
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File (idea)
- Apples, oranges, and oral sex
- How to make your monitor usable (idea)
- UNIX Network Programming (thing)
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots! (idea)
- What Everything does better than anything else (idea)
- Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff (idea)
- Everything you just read is bullshit
- The 0xC Days of Y2K (thing)
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Daily Evil: December 25, 2000
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- Tactical vomit (thing)
- Be appropriate
- My hands, a backrub, a cup of tea, my shoulder, my lips, my silence (idea)
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism (idea)
- Capture the Flag with Stuff (thing)