Well, following the associative method of E2, I submit another of my fairy tale series. (see Variation on a Theme by Auden) These are haiku in the sense that they follow the 5-7-5 pattern. Other than that, they don't exactly treat of traditional haiku topics--though lots of modern haiku don't. I therefore call them:

Low-Ku

Cinderella broods
Feet stuck in crystal slippers:
Visible bunions.


Sleeping Beauty wakes,
Smooth prince bending over her.
She calls 911


Hansel and Gretel
Traipsing through the forest dark
Fated litterbugs.


Pity poor Snow White:
The mirror steals her image,
hands her Odwalla



Beauty seeks Big Beast,
Must be hunk, but generous,
Large castle preferred.


Bluebeard dates a girl,
Takes her to the highest tower
Where chicks all hang out.


Rapunzel bored stiff,
contemplates a pixie cut,
cheaper than a prince


Princess and the Pea
Vegetarian delight
Could have been tofu.


Big, middle, just right
Goldilocks had super taste
in porridge and bears


Eventually
She developed Alzheimer's:
Rumplestiltskin cheered.