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• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Gag me with a spoon
• bastard sword
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• The Bastard Theory
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• take me away
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Taste me, taste me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• send() and recv()
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• If you could see me cry
• Sweep me up
• What a Shame About Me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Computers Near Me
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• These people are still happening to me
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Do-Do for Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She kills me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• Hug me hello
• bear with me
• Bleed Like Me
• its me (user)
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The me I hope to become
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Get it off me!
• little plastic swords
• The Chord Is Mightier than the Sword
• Sword of Nuada
• bastard pill
• The bastard on the couch
• Intercom gag
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Your eyes still kill me.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Windows ME and Scandisk
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Tear Me Down
• Neuropsychopharmacology and me
• The Killer Inside Me
• It's me (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Me Hearties (user)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Eight of Swords
• Precious Sword, Golden Hairpin
• Buster Sword
• The Bastard (user)
• Big Bastard (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Pedro and Me
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• utell me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• The full moon made me do it
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Tell me more
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• emo me (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• edit me (user)
• College sucked for me too
• beating swords into plowshares
• Constantine's Sword: The Church and the Jews
• sword racket
• Bastard Pool
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Roger and Me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up

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