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Posted this Pungenday, the 35th day of Discord in the YOLD 3190
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"Whatever your standards of proof are, they aren't relevant to me. Even my standards of proof aren't relevant to my blind faith, proof is meaningless here. I'm not even going to attempt to prove this, I simply believe it." -- NOTfnordian


CONVENTIONAL
CHAOS


(the real thing looks a lot better)


GREYFACE

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that

The National Park of Costa Rica, (Parque Nacional de Costa Rica) is a small plaza located in San Jose, Costa Rica. While Costa Rica has many large and wild national parks, the National Park is something much different.

Measuring about a city block, or 700 by 300 feet, the park is an urban plaza with paths, benches, a small artificial pond, and in the center, a national monument depicting in allegorical form the expulsion of the filibuster William Walker. Around the plaza lie

A warning song about a serial killer.


"The popular nursery rhyme "The Muffin Man" supposedly originated as a caution to children, warning them to beware of a 16th-century baker-turned-serial-killer who enticed his young victims by pulling a muffin down the cobblestone streets of London with a string."
Snopes


Yes, it's true. The rumour

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