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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Apocalypso NOW! SoCal Noder Gathering XP 2002 Professional Edition
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The MI Memorial Day mini-meetup
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Noders are Nice: A Noder Gathering to Walk for Autism
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Raising a Glass to the Fallen: An Impromptu Bay Area Noder Gathering
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• An Informal Noder Gathering in Ann Arbor from the Voiceless Perspective
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Frozen Wastes of Canada and You: An E2 Ottawa noder gathering
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• A midyear in Melbourne Noder Gathering
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• we have sought the ugliest things
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Shiny Happy Noders
• NoCal (usergroup)
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• Revenge of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): A Very Appalachian E2 Gathering... OF DOOM!
• Fosters: A Heavily Formatted E2 Gathering (Men at Work)
• Know your pets
• What have you
• You can't have everything
• it's good to have a moose
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Do what you have to do
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• People have fucked up before
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• I have a good rapport with animals
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Computers have no sense of time
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• How to have an epileptic fit
• You have your work cut out for you
• We are all we have
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• E2 Lag Reduction Suggestions for Noders
• Obsessive, humorless noders
• A Plot Thickens : Nottingham Noders Unite to Nobble Society
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Gathering of Developers
• Grouper and oysters and shrimp, oh my! An E2 New Year's gathering on Florida's Gulf Coast
• Everything2 Gatherings: 2001
• Have you found Jesus?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Have I Got News for You
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Californians have no soul
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Can I have a light?
• Polish political parties
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• I have started a box
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• Noder Love Raffle 2006, part deux (document)
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The Gathering of the Juggalos
• Everything2 Gatherings: 2008
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have no hair
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Lord, have mercy
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• Knots I have known and loved
• Art has an actual purpose
• You stole what they would have given you
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven

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