I love my job

Every payday is "Paychecks and Doughnuts" day. They buy about 12 dozen doughnuts, bagels, spreads, orange juice, coffee, other things I don't remember... That friday morning for about an hour is free time, just hang out and talk with your co-workers.

Unlimited sick days, for you or your family.
For a staff of 8 in the MIS department: A training budget of 80,000 USD! I go to whatever classes I want!
My boss is buying me a new PC: PIII 667, 133MHZ Tyan MoBo, 20GB HDD, Voodoo 5, 128MB RAM!
It is okay to play games at work, as long as the work gets done and it isn't too egregious(don't let the VP catch you, in other words).
A refrigerator fully stocked with tasty beverages.
My work PC is a PIII 600, 256 MB RAM, 2x TNT Ultra 2 running a 19" monitor on the left and a 17" moonitor on the right!

I have 8GB of mp3's availible to the MIS department from our Intranet!

I love my job!

I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
I love this Work:I love these Chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again -
I even love these friendly Men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away.

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