This is going to be the pop radio hit from the gratuitous train sounds album. Once we deal with the few minor technicalities that stand in the way.


Saw you standin' on the corner
Movin' all around
You never even noticed -
I looked you up and down

You started shakin' even faster
Cause the pressure in your bladder,
It was gettin' out of hand
(And I thought to myself) I love this man

You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
King of the pee-pee dance

I stared a little longer
I was tryin' not to swoon
Then you ran across the street
So I chased you into the gas station bathroom

You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
King of the pee-pee dance

(Ooh, Mr. King of the Pee-Pee Dance
I wish you could stay
But I love it when you've got to go)

You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the pee-pee dance, I think I love you
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
You're the king of the (uh-oh)
King of the pee-pee dance