Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not completely up to speed with Perl... but I should start learning it soonish"

• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Things people put up their butts
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Curbing racism should start in the community
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Learning Perl
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• reinforcement learning
• Learning the city by foot
• learning knitting
• Latent Learning
• readable perl contest
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter I - Why should I insult?
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• It should not be this complicated
• Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
• Star Wars Starfighter Sublight Speed Comparison Chart
• single speed
• Lincoln's response to Joshua Speed's marriage, February 13, 1842
• Eugene Speed (user)
• Need for Speed: Carbon
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Start Something
• The day they started charging for music
• Breaking up
• 'just woke up' voice
• 1, 2, 3, hang up!
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Growing Up Hapa
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• pull up a chair
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Follow Up: Zero Tolerance for Police Harassment: Summer 2000 South Haven, MI
• Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
• How to set up and record an EEG
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Mixed Up
• I Blew Up The United States
• Blowing up a car
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Five Up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Never up, never in
• The Way Up
• Back up your work on Everything2
• your name, once I wake up
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• Learning by doing
• Learning To Enjoy Quiet
• Learning To Crawl
• Perl
• Perl 5 Pocket Reference: Data Types
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Magazines should ban anorexic models
• Automobile tire pressure
• consoles should have trackballs
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Google and Oracle should switch names
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Richmond Speed
• Speed exercises for guitar
• speed cream
• johnny 5 speed (user)
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• start (user)
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• Kick it up a notch
• pushing up daisies
• Load up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• word up
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Tune Up #1
• The writeups you own end up owning you
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Thumbs Up going down
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Up close and personal
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• meet up
• Giving up caffeine
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Muck Up Day
• Don't give up your day job
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Ending Up In Edinburgh
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Hebbian learning
• Learning to appreciate my skull

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