Findings:
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- I am not an attractive man
- Is she really going out with him?
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- How Man creates his Gods
- Mick Rock
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- A man's home is his castle
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- shot an OLD MAN in the FACE
- Really Really Big Man
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Only Angels Have Wings
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- My words are the only gift I have for you
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Hey Man, Nice Shot
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!
- A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
- The Only Sane Man I Know
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- A man's got to know his limitations
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- Now You See It/Him/Them
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- A man and his own face
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Blind man tying his shoes
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- The man of his times
- You're the man now, dog!
- Adam really was the first man
- The Very Old Man
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
- A very very nice man
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Kissing a man all over his face
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Words that only have one context
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Have you ever made a just man?
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I have just been shot
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Jen, I really hate him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- The Man and His Wife
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
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