• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Read or Die
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• With your shield, or on it
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Skate or Die
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Live Free Or Die!
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Join or Die
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Fight or flight
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Queen or country?
• island or lake?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• trick or treat game
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Easter and Anti-Zombitism Or Resurrection vs. Undead
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• St. John's or St. John?
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Is this true or only clever?
• She could not live with or without him
• Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• shift left (or right) logical
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Lord Boyd Orr
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Are You A Richey James Romantic Or A Nicky Wire Socialist?
• sooner or later
• When writers use Latin
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• odd or even
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Vote or Die
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Shit or Go Blind
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• shutup (user)
• male or female
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Sew or Staple?
• Either/Or
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant

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