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• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not in love, set me free
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Pizza Equipment Guy (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When your presents give me hives
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Fuck me boots
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• fuck me with a chainsaw
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Touch me I'm sick
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Fuck me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• She Fucks Me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Fuck me harder
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• fuck me and marry me young
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• Twice Baked Garlic Potatoes
• Desire Me (user)
• Baked beans on toast
• No Weed for Me
• No bake peanut butter balls
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• I fuck your sunshine
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• who me (user)
• Fuck the RIAA
• Pizza Burgers
• Fuck It (user)
• vegan pizza
• you are a gay fuck (user)
• Miss American Pie: A Century of Pizza in America
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• When having sex in Germany
• right guy
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• when we were children
• Good looking guy game
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Fry Guy
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Guy Forsyth
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Some guy named Chris_root (category)
• When words mean too much
• Guy Shark
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• A Guy Called Gerald
• when dogs puke
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When touch was simple
• I'm just a bill
• When I was five
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• When We With Sappho
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• I'm letting you go
• Swing when you're winning
• I'm No Angel
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• When Ice Capades is the pinnacle of your profession
• I'm not talking about
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• I'm Looking Through You

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