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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I have this delusion
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have lost many things, so many
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Gifts we already have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• need sex have money (user)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• if you have had your midnights
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• I have never felt more alive
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• What lips my lips have kissed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Have you ever made a just man?
• 80's bands that have survived
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things video games have taught me
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• If Love now Reigned as it Hath Been
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I don't have a television set
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• That which I should have done I did not do
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Have Blue
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• You have the right to ask
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• need sex have money_root (category)
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost

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