Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "afraid it will kill you"

• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Khaled Islambouli
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• My sand fleas will kill you
• I will kill you if I can
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Please Kill Me
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• Kill Your Idol_root (category)
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• She says kill. I say how many.
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• The weeds will burn; the oaks will resolve to stay
• One word that will make others laugh
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• will vs. shall
• Card counter
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• Joe Hill's Last Will
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• $50 will save your life
• You know our love will not fade away
• Will Smith IX (user)
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• computers kill kids
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Kill Bill
• Programming killed the story problem
• I killed for fun
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It will get better
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• God has no free will
• I fear I will be nothing
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I Will Take You Home
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will Rogers Turnpike
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Ethical will
• Will of God
• I will always be in the details
• Tomorrow, I'll forget where you live and I will get lost somewhere in Brooklyn
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• You are a beautiful soul, and I will miss you.
• Don't Be Afraid
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kill Zone
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat
• Power Kill
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• This half of this node will self-destruct in 24 hours
• Styles of Radical Will
• Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Will Power
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• I Will
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Will it play in Peoria?
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Could/can vs Would/will
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Will O' the Mill; The Parson's Marjory
• Will Adams
• Will White
• The next life will be better
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• The Will To Death
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• kinetic kill weapon
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• kill dash nine_root (category)
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• penalty kill
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I will never drink root beer again
• Will you realize it when you die?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I will always be weird inside
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• John Lennon's will
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Gibson architecture
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Force of Will
• Our world will change
• Will Smith IX_root (category)
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Afraid of the Dark
• kill word
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Kill the rich
• Today I kill my child
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• The plot to kill George Bush
• A Dame To Kill For
• It feels great to kill
• yes I said yes I will Yes.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I know when the world will end
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• crabs
• Stoners will smoke anything
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If you build it they will come
• we will not finish this story
• Last Will and Testament
• Monsters will save my soul
• There will never be another you
• The Will and the Word
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• They will not be named!
• afraid
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• A View to a Kill
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• kill -9 dueling
• What we think we know can kill us
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How we killed Borges
• Kill your computer
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• life always kills (user)
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Will Rogers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Do what you will. I will

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