Thank you for the invitation
I just don't want to date
I truly love human beings
It's just dating that I hate

I'm sure you're very nice
I know you're not a hobbit
I just don't want to date
I wish you'd go away or bobbit

No you can't have my number
No I'm not engaged
I'm not attached to any male
So now you are enraged

No you can't have my number
I won't scratch your itch
God made women for you to fuck
So now you call me bitch

You aren't nice at all
You're way dumber than a hobbit
I'm ready to call 911
I pray for God to bobbit

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