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(idea) by Frater 219 (5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:23:09

Horses are a symbol of masculinity for various reasons, including the image of the knight on his steed, much beloved of fantasy and romance novels. Obsession with horses (as well as unicorns and other variants) is a common phenomenon among pubescent girls who are also beginning to be sexually interested in boys and men.

Some say that the real reason for all this horsefulness in Western romance is that stallions have big penises.


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