• Tell me a story about rains
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about brains
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story
• Tell me a story about flowers
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Give me a moment, please
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• This is my truth tell me yours
• My first comet
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• tell me all your reasons
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• listen()
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• The Library Book
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• Tell me about your faith
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Experience tells me not to try
• Someone please kill me
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me more
• Please, Call me Honky
• Why tell me that?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I'll Tell You a Story
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• tell me the truth
• Tell me another lie
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Tell me about your secret places
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me of the nature of home
• please take me to see my mother
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• list of things
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• You tell me this is God?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Please help me!
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Please Kill Me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Please Please Me
• Please stop annoying me
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Tell me about my contradictions
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Though you can tell me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• O tell me the truth about love
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Laws Tell Stories
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Tell Me What
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• let me speak please (user)
• old books can tell more than one story
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me something good
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Pleased to Meet Me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I could tell you some stories
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Fuck me harder
• Not me
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Portland, Maine
• Add Me On
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• you complete me
• Nobody Loves Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You wouldn't recognize me
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• give me your most honest smile
• And it makes me wonder

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