• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• as pretty as an airport
• Stupid people
• "God" billboards
• Stupid design theory
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
• stupid patents
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• Felony Stupid
• Stupid Jonny_root (category)
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Magneto Was Right
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• pretty
• Pretty Little Ditty
• You're such a pretty girl
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• Ask a stupid question
• A stupid sort of brute excitement
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• and it was that one freckle
• Pretty sneaky, sis!
• Pretty intolerant for a gay Democrat
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• A fine line between stupid and clever
• Stupid Human Tricks
• It's the economy, stupid!
• Stupid, meat-eating monkeys
• Lawful Stupid
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Objectivism is stupid
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Pretty Hate Machine
• Pretty Girl
• Pretty Hate Turing Machine
• pretty girll (user)
• dr. stupid (user)
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How I Became Stupid
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed

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